there are mean parents and then there are parents who switch off the wifi at night 

  1. me: one does not simply go on tumblr for '5 minutes'.


Deleted scene from The Fault in Our Stars

I am puking


*precisely determines where i should take the next bite of my sandwich*

“Sometimes I wish I was 29 with my life figured out & sometimes I wish I was 5 with my whole life ahead of me and not a care in the world”
— Reyna Biddy (via kushandwizdom)